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Title: @#$% Texans! (Country ain't the music for me)
Category: Song Source: MP3 Download and CD - Original release television 1990 Published by: ChaliceMedia (ASCAP) Publication Date: 1990-07-01 --by Ron Chalice (ASCAP)
CHORUS:
I'd rather be a turd than be a Texan I'd rather be in hell than Tennessee I'd rather catch the clap than do the two-step 'cause country ain't the music for me
There was a country boy from Oklahoma changed his name to Denver a few years back and everytime he sings about the Rocky Mountain High the freaks in California start to pack
CHORUS
Somethin' that I'm seein' every day it bothers more and more as I get older if the sticker on your car says you heart new york what the f*ck are you doing in Boulder
I'd rather be a turd than be a Texan I'd rather be in hell than Tennessee I'd rather catch the clap than do the achey breaky heart 'cause someone taught those Texans to ski
KEY AND CHANGE UP
Chet Atkins will you make me a star So I can play my guitar in a country and western bar I'll sing about country livin' I'll sing about truck drivin' women Chet Atkins will you make me a star so I can play my guitar in a country and western bar
** Alternative verses **
I read it in the paper every day it really sets me off and gets me fumin’ a man who beats his dog, ain’t much of a man and a man who beats a woman isn’t human
the gangbanger, he is a gutless moron with a three fifty seven in his pants I’d like to send them all to the electric chair pull the switch and watch those bastards dance
there was a blond haired boy named Danny Quayle who came in from some Indiana town he had aspired to be the leader of our land till he met a TV bitch named Murphy Brown
Copyright Ron Lynch Chalice 1986, 2004 All Rights Reserved.